How an RSDer Decorates a Christmas Tree
2. Get out christmas lights, and attach one end to top of tree.
4. Make loud, scary noise.
5. Untether animal and plug in lights.
If desired, repeat steps 2-5 for popcorn garlands, and those weird frilly-tinsel-snake-things.
6. Get modified nerf gun.
7. Attach double sided tape to baubles
8. Load baubles into gun, and fire at will. To make this more fun, here’s a handy scoring guide:
(If you don’t have a nerf gun, just fling the baubles at the tree.)
9. Get out tree-topper (star, etc.), and attach a string to it.
10. Try to throw it into place. If you miss, use string to reel it in and try again.
11. Admire your work in all its glory.