Change of plans…

Well, I had wanted to write a post about the moronic pain scale we all know and mock, and make a new one. But I realized there’s no way I could say it better than the great Allie of Hyperbole and a Half:

Click to see A Better Pain Scale

Like I said – there’s no way to top that.

So here’s another Imp of Pain instead:

Name: Fire King Sparky (nee Alfred)

Height: 2.12′

Pain Type: Causes limbs to be warm-to-the-touch, and sensations of burning pain (from slow burn to full-on napalm attack)

Hobbies: Collects sticks that look like celebrities, and antique kerosene lamps; is often angry due to his inability to make origami without turning it to ash